why we ain’t gonna be friends

Posted: 05/21/2012 in house of women

don’t mind tellin ya i don’t like ya much.

stand over here.

no, stand over there.

i don’t hardly like ya

neither where.

don’t know what it is but i don’t like your smile.

don’t like your back.

don’t like your face.

i don’t hardly like ya

any damn place.

_____

linked to Real Toads OLM

 

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Comments
  1. hedgewitch says:

    coal just knows what she knows–and no need to know any more.

  2. Semaphore / Samuel Peralta says:

    Dr. Seuss – but with a bite!

  3. shawnacy says:

    hA! this reads like a coal black dr. seuss.
    come on over here, honey, i’ll tell ya where you can put those green eggs and ham!

  4. Takes a quadruple Gemini to tell it like it is!

  5. Marian says:

    i wanna hear you sing this.

  6. Mama Zen says:

    Dr. Seuss grows a pair!

  7. Love this, especially “i don’t hardly like ya neither where”!
    Luv, K

  8. dani says:

    you aren’t talking to me, are you? {sob}

  9. Yes, but how do you feel about green eggs?

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