oh baby, before I metchoo
i was watchin judge judy all alone
smearing red polish on nine of my toes
i was fucked up baby
but then i met you at the quik snak mart
and now you occupy
occupy my heart
and i’ll never let the cops smash your brains in
i fucking love you baby.
you make me happy as hell every day
like a circus of love fleas dancin on a stray
come right in the door and we’ll
watch judge judy together,
oh fuck yeah.
i was nobody, baby
but you made me the crazy cat lady of love
and every day i want more
just leave your shit on my floor
you sent me head over heels when you
perved my ankles on the stairs.
you shed your coolness on my sofa
and made me
cat lady of love.
fuckin right, oh baby lalalala dig it.