crazy cat lady of love (lyric)

Posted: 01/02/2012 in house of love, house of music

oh baby, before I metchoo

i was watchin judge judy all alone

smearing red polish on nine of my toes

i was fucked up baby

but then i met you at the quik snak mart

and now you occupy

occupy

occupy my heart

and i’ll never let the cops smash your brains in

i fucking love you baby.

you make me happy as hell every day

like a circus of love fleas dancin on a stray

gimme more

gimme more

come right in the door and we’ll

watch judge judy together,

oh fuck yeah.

i was nobody, baby

but you made me the crazy cat lady of love

and every day i want more

just leave your shit on my floor

you sent me head over heels when you

perved my ankles on the stairs.

you shed your coolness on my sofa

and made me

the crazy

cat lady of love.

fuckin right, oh baby lalalala dig it.

 

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Comments
  1. As love songs go, this one is boss 😉

  2. wkkortas says:

    It’s not Romeo and Juliet, but look where that got them. This is a wonderful combination of broad humor with an underlying sense of sadness and a bit of desperation. Fine, fine work.

  3. Marian says:

    yay! so many great lines here, but i’m particularly fond of “perv my ankles on the stairs.”
    also, judge judy pushes my buttons. hah!

  4. hedgewitch says:

    There’s a little wizened up crazy cat lady in all of us–I try to avoid watching judge judy as much as possible to keep from bringing it on.

  5. Mary says:

    What would Judge Judy say? (If only she knew!!)

  6. OMG, I transposed this entire scene to people I know and it rang so true it freaked me out.

  7. zongrik says:

    you know it’s a good relationship if they are watching Judge Judy together

  8. dani says:

    “and i’ll never let the cops smash your brains in

    i fucking love you baby.”

    now THAT’s true love!

  9. Hilarious. I love it!

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel

  10. Caty says:

    Love how you through occupy in there! that is one lucky cat 🙂

  11. Margaret says:

    you shed your coolness on my sofa

    and made me

    the crazy

    cat lady of love.

    ha! I think I have one of these in my house…

  12. Mama Zen says:

    It’s the “on nine of my toes” that grabbed me! Makes a girl wonder . . .

  13. Ella says:

    Zany and the nine toes got me!
    Fun to read~
    Happy New Year

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